It took me 5 minutes to beat the last boss on Bowser's Inside Story.

This is for those of you who own Bowser's Inside Story.
The next journal will be for everyone.

I just beat Junker X and now I'm off to beat ... Dark Star X!?
Oh goodness.

Wait.
Where's Bowser X?
I wanna face him.

Harhar, the first X boss only took me one turn.
It was that easy.

I can't describe how much I love this game in words.

It is just so fun, hilarious and awesome at the same time.

I'm at Peach's Castle inside Bowser right now.

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHY I SHOULD BE ON DA ANYMORE (Other than friends.)
IT'S JUST NOT KICKIN'

Gawdamn, you just had to do this to me. Didn't you Miku?

1. Lizz
2. CBP
3. Galahawk
4. Teeny
5. Miku
6. D00p
7. Bob (Random person #1)
8. Samus Aran (Random person #2)

1. Imagine 2, 8, and 5 are at a movie. What would 5 do if the movie sucked?
Miku: THAT MOVIE SUCKED.
CBP: I liked the part where the guy shot the guy in the guy.
Samus: ALL OF YOU ARE PARANOID.

2. Imagine 3, 7, 1 are at 4's wedding. What would 7 shout out?
Bob: MEH.
Teeny: WTF? I'm getting married!?
Bob: MEH.
Galahawk: 0_0
Lizz: 0_e

3. Imagine if 4, 6, 2 and 8 are in a band. Who would argue about being the guitarist?
Samus: Alright guys, I'm the god damn guitarist, got it?
CBP, D00p, and Teeny pull out machine guns and kill Samus.

4. 4 invites 6 to a bar, which one of them gets drunk first?
I dunno?
TEENY: YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO? WE SHOULD JUST GET ON OUR BIKES AND GO.
D00p: D_D

5. 1, 2, and 4 ate a llama! What does 8 do?
I don't think any of my friends like Llama.
Samus: *covered in llama blood, screaming.(

6. 4 turned into a frog, who would kiss him/her?
Teeny turned into a frog? Let's get her opinion.

8. 3, 8 and 7 all sleep in the same bed. Which two instantly cuddle up?
Galahawk would not sleep with Bob or a videogame character.


9. 1-5 Go on a trip to Hawaii. What do they do there, and what do 6,7, and 8 do at home?
FUCK NO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAWAII WITHOUT 6.

10. Everyone goes to a fireworks show. Explain what they all do.
They all say "oh" and "ah"